Welcome back, monkey fam! We're here to talk about mysteries during this post, and how you can reveal them. Now there are a lot of mysteries in the world. Stonehenge, the Pyramids, the famous Easter Island Heads, there's just a lot that we don't know. One of the biggest mysteries for me is how Decoded is such an amazing line of juices. No really, I know I said that last time, but hear me out. 


I'm gonna start with my favorite of the Decoded juices: ATLANTIS. Now, if you encounter me at our retail location, I refer to this juice as the "unsung hero" of the Decoded line. Why? Well imagine that you're having a really bad day (you know, the kind of day where you really just wish you were on a beach, being served drinks at an all inclusive resort while splashing in a reasonably temperate pool) and you just really need a tropical pick me up. Well then, this is for you; the crisp cool pineapple flavor blends imaginatively with ripe blueberries and guava. I don't know why I'm always the person showing it to people for the first time when it is THE LITERAL king of fruit vapes. Sure, it won't take you on an international vacation, but it'll help you unwind from the stresses of the day. 

 

Next up would be AREA 51. Now, unlike the Nevada desert, this flavor was made to be refreshing. With a blast of mango, it takes you on an intergalactic journey of flavor, culminating in a gamma burst of lychee with a light hint of papaya on the exhale. Some people get that papaya note on the inhale, but for me I mostly experience it as the tail end of the vapor cloud, gently reminding you that there's more to this juice than meets the eye. Legend holds that if you're abducted by these aliens, the only place they're taking you is Burma, home of the mango!

 

RONGORONGO. Now what's up with that? When we brought this flavor in, it was the only flavor name that stumped me (shout-out to Premium Labs for always having their flavors grouped with super cool names--I super dig the Decoded line for their name consistency!). What the heck is a RongoRongo? Well much like the flavor, RongoRongo is a unique combination of glyphs found on Easter Island that have stumped scientists since the 19th century. Decoded's RongoRongo is extremely similar, as it's unique combination of strawberry, cucumber, and citrus "glyphs" leave you wanting for more and more! You'll experience that soothing strawberry on the inhale, with your exhale taking you on a cooling journey of light citrus! Many people substitute this flavor with their menthol flavors, as it has a light cooling effect, but is missing all the typical aspects of a menthol. So if you like menthol, I can almost guarantee you'll love RongoRongo as a switch to your regular vaping flavors. 

LOCH NESS is a peach yogurt flavor that dances across your palate like only Nessie could. Much like the famed legend, peaches and cream is a classic flavor that you never really forget. This flavor is so popular that it was one of our first Decoded flavors to be added with a 120mL MONSTER option. When you find and fall in love with Nessie, it'll be a secret you hold close to your heart. 

 

Creme Brulee is weird. Let's get that out of the way first. Like what is Creme Brulee? How does that work? Why is it so satisfying to crack that hard caramel top with a spoon and get to the gooey custard middle? Why! If you've never experienced the strange deliciousness of a Creme Brulee brunch dessert, fear not, DECODED DAVINCI CODE is waiting for you to discover it. Buttered pecans married together with a delicious brulee finish: go ahead, crack that top and solve that riddle!

 

We started with an "unsung hero", and we're finishing with a star. If you haven't heard of DECODED BIG FOOT, then I don't know where you've been. This flavor is as popular as the mystery of Big Foot itself. It's popularity comes from it's amazing execution of a treat we all know and love (AND ARE DEPRIVED OF FOR MOST OF THE YEAR!): mini donuts. You know what I'm talking about. Those little pop-up stands at every carnival and festival, with the lines that wrap around the entire fair itself, and gaggles of individuals lined up to watch those machines poop out little rings of dough that are fried and and covered with delicious, unforgettable brown sugar. Oh yeah, we all know mini donuts, and we all love them. Big Foot is real, at least for us. We see and vape him daily! 

 

This post may not have solved any real mysteries in the world, but it certainly has illuminated the mystery around why Decoded is so amazing. We'd love to hear your thoughts on Decoded, and what mysteries you've unraveled with these flavors. Send us a shot on Instagram or Facebook of you discovering Big Foot, catching Nessie the Loch Ness monster, decoding RongoRongo for the first time, or being a part of Area 51. We'd love to hear all about it!

 

Cheers, fam, and happy investigating.

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